Lyrd of the Ryngs - A very special version of LOTR.

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Grey_Wolf

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Date: Oct 19, 2009

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This is a modernized version of LOTR which was posted on Entmoot - another Tolkien forum of which Im a member. In it the leads are as follows: Gandalf is a Natural Health Care salesman. Aragorn is a FBI agent working undercover as the EO of the Narsil Powersaw Company. Legolas is a rep for the rainbow people. Boromir is the son of the EO of the Gondorian Archetectural Agency. Gimli is a miner. The hobbits are holigans. Arwen is a Supermodel. Elrond is heads up the Imladris General Hospital and Resort. Galadriel a zon-pherapist and the Galadhrim New Wavers. The Rohirrim are Biker boys and have Armoured Cavalry Regiments. The Orcs are Unionist Heavy and Death Metal fans. Sauron is a Crack King bent on flooding Middle-Earth with his produce. The Wraiths are his lawyers covering his tracks in order for him not to be endited. Part I - The Homies http://www.greywolfspage.se/Files/A_Lyrd_of_the_Ryngs_The_Homies[1].htm Part II - The Four Towers http://www.greywolfspage.se/Files/B_Lyrd_of_the_Ryngs_The_Four_Towers[1].htm Part III - Return of Good Architecture http://www.greywolfspage.se/Files/C_Lyrd_of_the_Ryngs_Return_of_Good_Architecture[1].htm Read and enjoy. -- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Monday 19th of October 2009 05:13:02 PM -- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Monday 19th of October 2009 05:14:25 PM -- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Tuesday 20th of October 2009 06:45:40 PM -- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Tuesday 19th of January 2010 05:28:25 AM __________________ The Third and final batch clues of the C-session In the *Tolkien Do You Know* *This* game has been posted. ______________________________ Lumious Beings Are We Not This Crude Matter

Glorfindel

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Date: Oct 19, 2009

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Certainly a different perspective there, Grey Wolf! __________________ Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

Grey_Wolf

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Date: Oct 20, 2009

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:) __________________ The Third and final batch clues of the C-session In the *Tolkien Do You Know* *This* game has been posted. ______________________________ Lumious Beings Are We Not This Crude Matter

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